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You Know What Burns My Britches……

……..hearing people say that phrase. A lot. Like how can you even be alive with your britches being burned constantly. Seriously, have you ever heard some phrases and wonder how or why they cam to be? Yea, me too….let’s discuss a few shall we….. 1. It’s cold as hell outside. -__________- (<– extreme stale face)... [read more]

Gmail, Hotmail, Yahoo!, MSN, Live, YMail, Me Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Bank, School, Work, Laptop, Desktop What do all of these things have in common? PASSWORDS Every. Single. One. I know I am not alone when trying to keep up with what password am I using where and when did I update them last and is... [read more]

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!

OH EMM GEE Ok, so you know, I’m trying to be a blogger chic (and not a mommy blogger because I am more than that lol) but yea, I am trying to do this thing and stop getting in my own way (another post). So, I am trying my best to do more outreaching on... [read more]

The Day My Clock Stopped Ticking

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock That is the sound of my biological clock. Loud isn’t it? Imagine how loud it... [read more]

Porn Sweet Porn

            Look at all you dirty birds…..searching for some Idris Elba sexual chocolate nekkidness on my page. Y’all knowed my mama reads this here! I can’t be just displaying all kinds of nekkid menses….. But… I can show you some sweet, sweet porn of a different kind. The kind that... [read more]

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Hence the Surplus of Lawyers….

I got this in an email today, and while I am sure many of you have seen it before, all of you haven’t and the rest need to see it again. I think its hilarious and I am now convincing my son to be a teacher Enjoy!! IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE... [read more]

You Know What Burns My Britches……

……..hearing people say that phrase. A lot. Like how can you even be alive with your britches being burned constantly. Seriously, have you ever heard some phrases and wonder how or why they cam to be? Yea, me too….let’s discuss a few shall we….. 1. It’s cold as hell outside. -__________- (<– extreme stale face)... [read more]

These 3 Words…

Sometimes, all it takes is three simple words to send you in a tailspin of emotions.  The words carry so much weight, that you don’t suspect that the other person fully understands exactly what they have said to you. It is a hug emotional and mental undertaking to not only say the words, but to... [read more]

Gmail, Hotmail, Yahoo!, MSN, Live, YMail, Me Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Bank, School, Work, Laptop, Desktop What do all of these things have in common? PASSWORDS Every. Single. One. I know I am not alone when trying to keep up with what password am I using where and when did I update them last and is... [read more]

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!

OH EMM GEE Ok, so you know, I’m trying to be a blogger chic (and not a mommy blogger because I am more than that lol) but yea, I am trying to do this thing and stop getting in my own way (another post). So, I am trying my best to do more outreaching on... [read more]

The Day My Clock Stopped Ticking

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock That is the sound of my biological clock. Loud isn’t it? Imagine how loud it... [read more]